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I’ve never understood it but oh well

And with that they were off, tweeds denims even rayon and prints cycling madly devoid of legs yet still pedaling madly down the streets of new york. No one knows how or why but the pants came to cycle and cycle they would pulling themselves out of sweaty hands and off unshaven legs and unfit bodies leaving their former owners highly embarrassed. However the pants cared not for they were biking down through the street dodging taxicabs and all other manner of street filth towards the harbour and they would not be stopped for they had a score to settle. Oh yes for tonight the fish would die!

*/fragment*

xoxox princess

How to Set Goals You Will Actually Achieve

Mom uses Technology to PWN Teens.

Why Do Beautiful Women Sometimes Marry Unattractive Men?

Anagram Hall of Fame

An Apple A Day Will Keep The Memory At Bay

Why “Nice Guys” are often such LOSERS

Sleeping Styles…… how do you sleep???

double blah day

Ok stuck proccessing till my eyes bleed, also remotely dcontaming a computer that so far is 10% trojans, gonna seal that one up tight. very tired no fat wombats today, love you princess.

just read this 8 simple things you can do to encourage others and it makes a lot of sense to me. Also it applies in a lot of areas, How many relationships (friends family romantic whatever) have you been in where you were hoping for the other person and your self to do this for each other? If everyone actually did this for each other it would solve a whole lot of drama. At the very least whiny goth teens would have to work a hell of a lot harder to get evenly conformist angst down to pat.

Lessons Microsoft can learn from Napolean

maximizing your ROI at pizza hut

Flying into the Future: It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s … Batman? – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News

Monday Sleepy

Lethargic to the max these titans of turmoil toil and swell their turgid bellies singly oh so slowly over the crimson range. It is the year of the wombat and these males are in full fatty fat fat excellence blissfully winding rolly polly wads of fat here and there through the dales of Demonicy. On this day of days an end of feasting is here and the yearly run to the edge begins. Of course I say run but its more of an endless tide of furry pudgy rotund excess waddling along like crippled elephant seals wallowing and rolling merrily down to the cliffs. The entire year has been spent feasting for this moment, the making of the splat! For this tribe believes it is the greatest of all honors to become the fattest of the fat and than those who truly have all that may jump and splat!, raining down gobs and gobs onto the grounds below and ensuring the next generation has food to grow. It is the day of the fat splat and the wombats are coming.

*/fragment/

something just makes me giggle at the though of hugely obese wombats proudly jumping off a cliff in massive waves of stupidity, I’ve been reading too much about people in politics and marketing.

<3 you Princess

YES.com

Worst Ever Security Flaw in Diebold Voting Machine (Yes these are the ones used in elections presidential and whatnot and before anyone says, that’s not a big deal, have you seen the security they have when you go to vote? do you really believe they have that many safeguards in place? seriously its pretty much volunteers and honor system.)
Three hillarious new Mac spoofs

Digital Purgatory

Pinch My Ride

for the love of god can no one make a decent cushion?

Been a doing errands kind of day. Bad dog day as well, give a dog a bath and he (keeping in mind he hasn’t eaten yet today and has already been out to poo twice) poos in the tub while I go to get a towel…. BAD DOG. It also remains impossible to find a simple red cushion with good looks style texture and price. I have been looking at red ones all day and they are all dull drab lifeless or feel like a Brillo pad. Stupid designers.

I plan to make parm encrusted broiled or pan fried fish tonight for dinner. I have no recipe. I am doing Lemon lime butter flavors as well just to be different, hm and I forgot to find capers too blah.

no fragments today too tired.

<3 you princess

Audit Finds U.S. Hid Cost of Iraq Projects

Best Dell Bug ever

Throbblefoot Aquarium

Copper: Bunny

Babel

Tuesday morning rain on a Friday afternoon mocks the thick sludge of retrograde humidity remnants of Jurassic carnivores long lost to billowing funeral ashes. Bones poking up into the sky waving languidly in sullen fits of monolithic activities steaming sweat of a million voices crawling backwards into the depths. up from cerulean and down from night sky electricity flourishes in dead air circling rabid birds for carrion beady eyes aglow reflecting far off movements of last moments below.

*/fragment*

<3 you Princess

zoning out big-time today, everything hurts.

The Expert Mind

Telltale Games – Comics – Sam & Max (-)

An animator faces his own animation in deadly combat [flash]

Intuition is a good thing

One of’s:

Same as the fragments and stories I never finish, thinking of doing art/designs prints a one time thing, save the file or the hard-copy, make a limited run /make on demand, than sell via web-store/e-bay? I know I can do some pretty cool things. I know I have no desire to ever go to design school or any such thing where all I do is work with mediums that are dead to me ( learning curve higher than my pain threshold, and already have an analog I know and can work with better and faster, IE. I hate paint. Hate it sooo very much.)

so I need:

products (do something, make it work, sell it yay me!)

stuff to make said products (time computer tablet?)

place to show off/ sell said products (website/portfolio with links to auctions, why roll my own sales crap when I can do the e-bay thing, hm taxes?)

time to actually do this and that.

an audience.

good idea bad idea?
The Next Small Thing Why bigger isn’t always better

Funny Microsoft Ad

Going With Your Gut: Strengthening Your Sixth Sense

blah

Today I’m waiting for the day to end so I can get some real work done, running around fixing holes in security that are wide open due to lack of updates has been old for quite some time.

Shopping around for new computer parts when I can not too much to post today at all.

<3 you princess
How To Find What You Love To Do

Video: The Worst Pickup Lines In Action

Super-plants from outer space

Brain improvement

So according to any number of random news that passes before my eyes these days, the best way to blow off the rust I’ve gathered is to :
1. Write every day
2. do so as fast as possible
3. Keep doing it no matter what I write or put down even if its complete nonsense.

hmmmmm nonsense is nice.

*fragment*

I opened my eyes as it hit me, finally it would be over soon. Moving through the crowds shying away from contact watching the clocks overhead, five minutes to go. Music wafting down from the upper levels seeping into my smoke filled lungs every breath more painful. I cannot cough, not yet, four more minutes. The end of the platform is in sight now packed full of knockoff labels and counterfeit designer prints. Directions said ten to the left five ahead from the last light, green hat, black stockings, thirty seconds for transfer. Two minutes I am early, slowing down, listening to all the chatter, how could anyone have a conversation here? Red bag, red lips, black sunglasses, we have a visual. One minute time to go. Ten steps, five steps embrace kiss. I feel it going away, and the return of the other. She smiles than turns away again, I walk back to the steps, behind she begins to cough but that is the price we pay.

*/fragment*

I wish my princess and I didn’t have to work so much, we get so very tired

How to stop laughing (when you shouldn’t be)

Designing Through the Storm

How To: The Wired Guide

The biggest hole in the world – amazing photos

and on the next day

I thought about getting my computer to work, and what I actually use on it.

I dual boot xp and unbuntu linux, xp I use for WOW and um… the windows version of the linux app that refuses to compile correctly.

Linux I use for programming and making HDR photos, and um has all the programs I use on my Mac at work.

currently my computer has left the land of refuses to boot and switched to refuses to talk to the screen. and this annoys me.

what do I need a computer for?

WOW
Programming/webdesign
photo edit and manip
websurfage and information assimulation
e-mail/social/keep in touchness?

none of this requires I spend more money on new computer crap, so I intend to make it work.

will kick it when I get home.

wish my princess would be there, but alas tonight she works, so I get to see if the doggie is going to throw-up on me again instead.

Here we go again

Ok time to write, whatever whenever just as often as possible, if at all possible.

Walking watching as I wait, sit and tremble the ground quakes, past flashing lemeur tails of fleeting thoughts I sit and wait. For what do I sit upon a casket sinking deeper underground tethered only slightly lightly to the coils above the ground. The ticktock man is already dead, the girl who came left again, I am not or am I now hit me harder make a sound. Wind me up put me down do I start to walk and bound, no to your no and no to my yes I can’t make sense of right nor left.

I an I tired more tommorrow…

Black Sabbath – Warpigs sounds just as true today as ever.

Wow remains I pay to play beta.

Stupidity annoys me greatly, as do over doses of greed and pc insanity… must knock sense into someone.